seventeenth • action

[militia]

[ the residents of the 07-GHOST house may hear the sound of a voice coming from their currently mallynapped housemate's room. that voice is a little higher, and it seems to be complaining about where are my clothes, nothing fits!

the malnosso have always had a rather sick sense of humor. at least they had the decency to dump him - or, her - in her bedroom.

Later on in the day, Shuri Oak can be seen wandering through town to shop. ]

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[bamfing]

[Oh hello, is that a babe he spots? As Shuri is passing from one shop to another, Kurt will abruptly BAMF in front of 'her', hanging upside down from the overhanging sign.]

Hey there!

[fyulong]

[That voice. Is unfamiliar.

Yet it's in Shuri's room. Who is kidnapped.

....

Hmmmmm.

Since this obviously merits investigation, Mikage's just going to go ahead and let himself in.]

Oi, Shuri? Are you back?

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[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ where had her clothes gone? this had to be mikage's doing. or maybe teito's. she's not sure, all she knows is it's a nasty thing to replace a girl's clothes with boy ones. ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ so her dress is off and she's... pretty damn naked right now while she hunts for clothes. ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ ... did the door just open? ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ !!!!!!!!! COVERING SELF ]

MIKAGE! Get out!

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[fyulong]

[Wh- wh- wha- whaaaaaaaaaa-

Is that-

Is that really-

No way-

....Whaaaaaaaaaaaa-]

[fyulong]

[Yep, it's a naked woman. In Shuri's room.]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ !!! stumbling back, nearly dropping that load of bags. the hell do you think you are? D< you are blue and you have three fingers and you-- you.

oh wait. you could totally be useful. ]

Hello.

[fyulong]

[......................HOT DAMN.]

[fyulong]

[But... wait. This girl knows him. And was looking for clothes. In Shuri's room. And nothing fits.

So that means...]

[fyulong]

[....Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha...]

THERE

[fyulong]

[And Mikage loses it right about there, because Shuri is a girl.]

[bamfing]

Hey there! [He drops down and lands expertly on his feet, twisting in the air as he does. He stands back up and grins. She's even more of a babe right side up.]

Guten tag, frauleine. How's it going?

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ WHAT.

She's gone from anger to confusion to... embarrassment. grabbing the sheet off of her and wrapping it around herself. ] Get out!

[electroporation.livejournal.com]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ ... that's pretty cool. but your appearance still creepers her out. but wait - you're... kurt. mikage's friend? ]

It's a good day. [ hmmm. ] I'm just having trouble walking around town with all of these bags.

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ IT IS SO SERIOUS AND LIFE AND DEATH AND-- ]

Excuse me? [ she's really doesn't want to carry these. LAZY. ]

[bamfing]

Ahh, yeah. You've been shopping a lot, huh?

[He makes a show of seeming to consider this.]

Would you like some help?

[fyulong]

S-sorry, sorry! I just didn't expect- [...Pffffffffft bwahaha. Oh god, he can't stop sniggering and it's putting him off-balance, so instead of leaving he just turns and flops against the door. What the hell, Malnosso. This is great.]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ glitter glitter. ]

That would be wonderful. [ take all these heavy bags. ohh, kurt, ohh! she's actually horribly lazy herpderp. ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

Out! [ whipping the pillow at you! ]

[bamfing]

[Oh, he has a better idea. He's not taking any BAGS...]

Where are we going?

[electroporation.livejournal.com]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ what. why not. bafflement! ]

Just to the clothing shop and back home.