militia | four • voice

[Gosh, why do you always complain? :(]

The house isn't warm enough for you?

[Hrrr. Because it's what he does best.]

No. It's freezing!

[Cue cheesy music. I BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU. 8|

Also, it's a wonder why Hyuuga doesn't notice anything wrong with this.]

Is that so? Do you need a little help then?

[BOW CHICA WOW WOW. I LOVE YOU REINE!]

It's about time you asked.

[SOB. <3]

Are you still in your room?

Mmmm. Under a mountain of blankets.

You couldn't wait for me? I'm hurt. [Lalala~ heading to your room~]

I'm just warming them up for the both of us.

Well then, that's different! [Tada! Entering your room without permission then.]

[Glances up, flipping the book shut. True to his word, he's got a bunch of blankets wrapped around him. Spoiled rich boy does not like the cold at all. And normally, NORMALLY, he'd be extremely disturbed that his doors are being opened without his permission by a man who tossed him out of an airship... but this week, all that's sort of forgotten.]

Well then. What took you so long?

[And normally Hyuuga wouldn't even come near Shuri with a ten foot pole, yet here he is striding over to the younger man like it wasn't a big deal. He'll just slide onto the bed then, one knee propped on the mattress while his other leg is still on the ground.] I was outside for a while. I tried to get here as fast as I could.

[Hyuuga will never ever admit to saying that once this is all over. :|]

[Everything that happens in this room, stays in this room. After this event, Shuri will go back to being ~~dis~~respectfully fearful of the older man.

... who he is cuddling up to right now.] Really? Hmm, you're forgiven.

[Somewhere in an alternate universe, Hyuuga is off complaining to Konatsu about how wrong this would situation is. In the current time, however, he'll just wrap an arm around Shuri, totally not seeing anything wrong with this.]

That's excellent. I'd hate to get on your bad side. [Yeah, right.]

[Better hurry Alternate Hyuuga, Alternate Shuri's probably going to go cry to Konatsu for a while. Or Hakuren, but Alternate Hakuren might not be so sympathetic or put up with his wailing for long.... Jeez, Hyuuga. You're actually pretty warm.]

A wise choice. [He'll just set his head on his shoulder, looking up, admiring and glittering and sparkling and - just generally putting off more gay Oak aura than a pack of skittles.] What were you doing outside?

[Never. Konatsu needs to suffer Alternate Hyuuga's whining for eternity! Also, why is he not freaked out about these sparkles?]

Just looking around. I hope that didn't make you too lonely. [SInce when did he ever care about that?]

I'd rather go with you next time. [Clearly something is very wrong here. Shuri, willing to sacrifice his oh so important time to trudge around in that horrible snow with Hyuuga? Madness!]

There's nothing interesting in patrols. Besides, I can't warm you up if we're out there. [It's getting hot in here~ so take off all your clothes~ *gets shot repeatedly for that*]

...because it's winter.

I suppose that can't be helped.

Say, Hyuuga... I'm still a little cold. [Oh baby! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f46w2vP-HM4)]

That's no excuse. These houses should be heated better.

By all means, take it up with the idiots responsible for this.

That won't do! I suppose I could spare just a bit more effort for you. [/sobs]

[...no comment on that conversation with Hyuuga up there. :|]

Because complaining about it would certainly make it better. Isn't that right?

I think it would just be easier to make my housemates take better care of the stove.

[OH BUT HAKUREN you know you're curious.]

Someone would take the hint and do something about it.

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