seventeenth • action

[militia]

[ the residents of the 07-GHOST house may hear the sound of a voice coming from their currently mallynapped housemate's room. that voice is a little higher, and it seems to be complaining about where are my clothes, nothing fits!

the malnosso have always had a rather sick sense of humor. at least they had the decency to dump him - or, her - in her bedroom.

Later on in the day, Shuri Oak can be seen wandering through town to shop. ]

Comments

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

1/2

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Okay this is going way too smoothly. Something's up. No girl's this agreeable on the first encounter.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[TIME FOR A TEST. Let's see how far that agreeableness goes.

Have a nice, firm asspat, Shuri.]

Then you and me, lady! Let's light the town up!

1/4

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ i love it when things go my way. seriously. ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ aksjdhaskjdhaskj WHAT WAS THA- ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ DID YOU JUST- ]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ Shuri used SLAP. ]

What the hell was that, Gold?!

[mischiefbreeder]

[Hook, line and sinker. Gold takes that slap, because he's got more important things to worry about.]

...I never said what my name was. So who are you really?

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

Has everyone lost their mind?!

[mischiefbreeder]

Answer the question! I've never seen you around here before, even though you know my name! I'd never forget a pretty face like that, so who are you really?

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

Shuri! Shuri Oak!

And you wondered why you couldn't get a girlfriend!

[mischiefbreeder]

...Are you serio--...Oh, that's low, dude.

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ sounds of frustration and rage. ] You don't get to talk about something being low right now!

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Eyebrow raise.]

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

You know what you did.

[mischiefbreeder]

Aw, come off it! It's your fault for actin' so suspicious!

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

That doesn't give you the right to touch me like that!!

[mischiefbreeder]

How do you think I feel?!

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

And what's that supposed to mean!?

[mischiefbreeder]

I touched you!

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with me? [ shuri that's not the point. ]

[mischiefbreeder]

Despite the fact you're a hot babe right now, you're normally a dude!

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

I am not!

[mischiefbreeder]

You're not normally a dude, huh? Well, I always figured there was somethin' fishy with you, but I could never quite figure out what! Guess that explains it.

[abeautifuloak.livejournal.com]

[ ???? ] Stop talking nonsense.